1. See You Again by Wiz Khalifa feat. Charlie Puth


Wiz never was good at grooving,
And though he showed signs of improving,
I wasnt prepared
To realize thered
Be a Wiz song thats actually moving.


2. Uptown Funk! by Mark Ronson feat. Bruno Mars


What more really need be said?
Is this ground that I need to retread?
Uptown Funk is great,
And I appreciate
That even now, it stays ahead.

3. Trap Queen by Fetty Wap

When on the charts this first appeared,
It had too many flaws to be cheered,
But I have to embrace
That the charts still have space
For something just this goddamn weird.

4. Earned It (Fifty Shades of Grey) by The Weeknd

So all of that sweet movie money
Makes something less melting than runny.
And Id lay it low,
If that darn video
Werent so unwittingly funny.

5. Sugar by Maroon 5

Its still the same song it was then
From the worlds douchiest men.
But now Derulos got
The same song, come to naught.
So why do we need this again?

6. Love Me Like You Do by Ellie Goulding

Once, Goulding was worthy of praise,
And her EDM would amaze.
But I cant recommend
This latest, dull blend.
Remember Lights? Those were good days…

7. Shut Up And Dance by WALK THE MOON

This looked annoying, at a glance,
With MPDGs and romance,
But in spite of my doubt,
Somehow it works out,
And really makes me want to dance.

8. Thinking Out Loud by Ed Sheeran

Last year, Ed Sheeran would wow,
And stood, tall and proud, at the prow.
And yet he wants to prove
He can still lose the groove.
You can stop being so boring now.

9. G.D.F.R. by Flo Rida feat. Sage the Gemini & Lookas

Flo Ridas works never been strong,
So I wont linger on this too long.
Not one to believe in,
Turns out its not even
That good as a Flo Rida song.

10. Want to Want Me by Jason Derulo

I thought Derulo took a dive,
But with this song, hes still alive.
Ill put this concisely:
The song sounds precisely
Like Sugar by Maroon 5

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